My girlfriend called me brother while having s$x

The narrator, a 28-year-old male, and his 29-year-old girlfriend were engaged in sexual activity.

As they approached climax, the narrator reached for his girlfriend’s hand. She unexpectedly grasped his hand and pulled it toward her in a movement resembling a friendly handshake, saying, “hell yeah brother.” This action immediately stopped the narrator’s arousal, causing his erection to subside, leaving him feeling as though he had just shared a casual, platonic gesture with a friend. The narrator is now seeking an outlet to discuss this confusing and deflating experience.

I 28m and my girlfriend 29f were in the middle of having sex. We were nearing climax when I went to grab her hand. She quickly clasped it pulled my arm toward her in the style of friendly hand shake.

She brought it in and said, “hell yeah brother”. I couldn’t anymore. My erection died and well I felt like I just gave one the of the boys a good ole’ bring it in pat on the back and go get beers handshake.

Had to tell somebody. Thanks reddit for listening to my misery

Here’s how people reacted:

bodycountbook

Omg you wrote it like it was some creepy incest shit… when it sounds to me like she was enjoying herself being funny.

If you’re not comfortable enough with your partner to be able to laugh or cry during sex you shouldn’t be with them. Intimate encounters aren’t always perfect like in the movies. FFS.

I was on board to be on your side but after reading the whole thing I am 100% on her side. You’re a grown man & instead of talking to your intimate partner about something she said that YOU didn’t like during sex you’re posting about it on the internet FFS. I hope your gf finds a better lover & one that enjoys all of her quirky parts. I hope you find someone boring in bed that only says the same 3 phrases you hear over and over again in pornography… cause clearly that seems like what you want. Life’s to short to hate your sex life or your intimate partner

KenGriffinsMomSucks

One time I was having sex and the waterboy was playing in the background and it was on kinda loud so we didnt have my room mate and everyone else in the house knowing we were gettin at it and a funny scene came on and we both busted out laughing hard as hell when it happened and then we kept going at it.

If my girl had ever did what your girl did I woulda replied with some wild shit in Macho Man Randy Savages voice and stone cold stunned that ass into the bed lol.

Don’t take life so seriously bro. I know its serious, but allow yourself moments of levity and just laugh. Hell the way shit is nowadays who fuckin knows how many opportunities we got left.

TownFront5969

Man I misread the title of this post. I’m sitting here wondering why she’d call your brother, and now I’m just here disappointed that you’d lose interest in your gf who just pumped out an all time hulk hogan impression. YTA.
reo_reborn

I kinda feel bad for her.. sex should be fun.
My wife and I have an amazing sex life but it’s rarely all serious.. keep that shit in the movies/novels. We laugh during sex a lot. Sex is a silly thing when you boil it down.
EducationalThing4558

LMFAOOOOO something I would doooooo. I think I did the “what’s up brother!” In fact when he got hard once. Cause yanno, it was his dick that was up 😂😂 she sounds fucking hilarious I want to be her friend .
lurkingbye

Damn, she gets silly and your willy goes nilly. hard life, or in your case soft
you should’ve hulk hogan’d her back brotherrrrrr, that would’ve been the correct choice
InfamousFail7

17 years ago when my boyfriend was climaxing did the Kool aid man voice. Oh yeah!! I laughed so much. We have been married 13 years and I will never forget that time.
DarbyTOgill123

That was a very respectful and kinda funny way for her to give you an “Atta Boy” in the moment. Sorry for you both that it wasn’t recognized.
thefieldhag

A hell yeah brother in the sack would’ve had me CACKLING. If you truly went soft, you don’t deserve this supreme figure of a lover
manxie13

Ahahahaha and that made you soft? Me and the misso often have a laugh when in the middle of it! Would hate sex to be so serious..
jcaashby

Why did I read the title thinking

“Your girlfriend CALLED your Brother as in a phone call ….while having sex with her!”

Mathieran1315

I was expecting so much worse. Should’ve just rolled with it. She was praising your work.
Dry_Release1750

If you’re not laughing and having fun while you’re fuckin, you’re doing it wrong
catsrsupscute

I thought this was going to go a different direction. Sir, your gf is hilarious.
BuildingOne7379

Dude. You had a chance to mention your Python but you missed it. Lighten up.
Objective_Sir_5786

“Had to tell somebody”… that I definitely lost my erection 😤 okay brother 😏
Barrel-Of-Apples

MISERY? That’s a fucking keeper dude. Good sense of humor is hard to come by
Career_Thick

Having a sense of humor during sex is kind of essential. It should be fun!
Temporary-Spread-232

Did she also tell you to say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother?
Ol-Dirt-McGirth

Baby dick energy, bruv. The woman’s got comedic timing – deal with it.
rickabod

She gave you the hulk hogan. Unless your black then it’s a toss up.
TheBlackManisG0DB

Asshole. You got to fuck the Hulkster and this is how you repay her?
Longjumping-Set6145

Was there a hard R?

Like Brotha? or Brother?

The details matter!

Spirited_Can1781

The best part of getting freaky is laughing in the middle of it
Any_Trouble_8894

I read the title as “called my brother while having s$x” lol
Statue88888888

[WOOOOO!](https://c.tenor.com/5mHjCG_8OjgAAAAC/tenor.gif)
LCJ75

sweets, she was having a good time. We say what we say.
Pa-pa-pa-pandafaces

Understandable, if your girlfriend is Hulk Hogan.
Gmanzzz3

She could’ve called your dad could’ve been worse
youretheorgazoid

Are you sure your girlfriend isn’t hulk hogan?
cardigangirl69

She sounds fun and silly, get over yourself.
EmergencyMixture5858

This is so fucking funny, hell yeah brother!
thirdeyeboobed

This would have INSTANTLY made me nut tbh
Fit_Victory6650

That’s fucking amazing. I’d marry her. 
Diligent-Method3824

My brother in Christ…that bish freaky
ignitionphoenix

I would’ve laughed so hard at this.

Conclusion

The narrator experienced a significant emotional disruption during an intimate moment due to an unexpected verbal and physical gesture from his partner, which shifted the context from sexual intimacy to a casual, platonic interaction. This resulted in immediate physical disappointment and a sense of feeling misunderstood or mismatched in the moment.

The central question is whether the girlfriend’s reaction was an innocent, albeit poorly timed, expression of excitement, or if it indicated a fundamental misalignment in how she perceives or expresses intimacy during sex compared to the narrator. Should the narrator prioritize discussing the specific phrase and gesture, or focus on the resulting loss of arousal?

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