
I work in elementary education, and I’m growing increasingly sick of the examples of institutionalized discrimination I see against non-standard dialects of English.
And Dammit all, I wanna do something about it. If I go back to school for linguistics, I don’t wanna spend my years watching this kind of thing happening from my ivory tower and writing about it for other academics to read. I want to get out there, roll my sleeves up, get in people’s faces, and make them aware of what ignorant, racist, bastards they’re being.
I want to be a sociolinguistic superhero. *Whenever AAE is referred to as “inner-city retard slang”. Whenever non-rhotic Brooklynites can’t find work. Whenever a teacher insists that “ain’t” ain’t a word. What’s that in a an aging Toyota Carola. It’s a bird.
It’s a plain. It’s* **The Descriptive Grammarian**
EDIT:[Somebody kindly got this of me](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/149r31/kids_say_the_darndest_things/c7belnk)
[this one is good too](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/149r31/kids_say_the_darndest_things/c7bg4ji?context=3)
Conclusion
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But I’m not sure there’s much you can do about this. Stigmatization of minority language has been going on for quite a while. It’s not really something that’s even possible to eliminate.
Sounds like you should look at getting involved in education policy or curriculum development. In which case a degree in formal linguistics isn’t gonna do you much good anyway. Maybe think about doing applied ling or an Ed.D. or something like that?
I mean, I do think it’s possible to do some good from up in the ivory tower — just because most academics *don’t* try to reach out to a larger audience doesn’t mean you *can’t*. But if it’s not what you want to do, it’s not what you want to do.
You especially lost me when you went off on the English teacher. English teachers teach non-standard English as a doorway to other cultures all the time. They must do so in order to share works by authors such as Mark Twain, J.D. Salinger, and Harper Lee. They don’t deride these characters, but show us how to see ourselves in them.
However, theirs is also the responsibility to teach students the writing skills necessary for their future careers. Doctors, lawyers, scientists, salespeople, receptionists – pretty much EVERYONE with a job – will need to use standard English in order to be successful and respected as professionals.